Strategic Board Game Fan Gifts

'Okay who swiped my bath toys?'

Cheers For The Hollyhock Middle School Chess Team

Sweep the board.

'How about a game of cards?'

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

'Why can't we just kick Caesar upstairs?'

Great moments in art dogs playing poker, cats playing Pictionary,

'The girls must be feeling better...'

"But I won't bore you with the all too familiar story of a dictator's rise to absolute power,"

Backtrack! A game of Political Undoing

scrabble love

Notoriously losing pieces, the Varns could only have family game night by putting together whatever they could find. 'Checkmate!' 'You sank my Battleship!' 'You didn't say 'UNO'!

"Ok, so you beat me at scrabble!"

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"

Board Game Hunter

"No, you can't have a raise. You didn't say, 'mother, may I'."

'Checkmate I think!'

"But if we win and the Visigoths lose then we're the wild card."

Modern Day Kids Playing 'Telephone'

"My favorite tea: hot daffodil-infused chamomile with a hint of whiskey. Are you serious? Of course I'm serious! I've been dosing myself with small quantities of poisonous daffodil ever since 1931. You have to build up an immunity if you want to survive in the cutthroat world of Scrabble tournaments."

'The score is tied and we've only got a 20-second timeout, so we've gotta be quick. ... I'm 'X'. Who wants to be 'O'?'

"Before we start, does anyone fancy a bet on the outcome?"

"Damn it, Gwendolyn, you know when you married me I only moved one square at a time."

'I can not get this game, the pieces all move like cats.'

"Well %$@#(&!! is not a banned word in the &%Xsing UK!"

Monogamy

'You've caught a bad chill. You must avoid draughts for a couple of weeks.'

The Big Game Park

Perfection

Let the Summer Games Begin!

Existential Risk

"My God—I've forgotten the number of my Swiss bank account!"

Gaah! You sank my longship!

"Game of checkers? Okay, but I'm watching every move you make."