Board Game Fanatic Gifts

"Fifth hand. Pale chartreuse."

"What's with the new guy?"

Hungry, hungry hippo.

Notoriously losing pieces, the Varns could only have family game night by putting together whatever they could find. 'Checkmate!' 'You sank my Battleship!' 'You didn't say 'UNO'!

'Why don't you develop cabin fever and go out for a run!'

'Cow Chess'

"For crying out loud, Ruby! It's 3 o'clock in the morning!"

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

Evolution.

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

'How about a game of cards?'

'Ron's not drunk - he's pouting because we won't play Pictionary.'

'The girls must be feeling better...'

Nerdy man wagging his finger.

scrabble love

"Damnit—Every game ends in stalemate."

Tic-tac-toe

"If you don't stop saying 'This whole game is a charade!' we're going home."

Backtrack! A game of Political Undoing

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"

'They say that poker is a sport. I hope they don't start testing for steroids.'

"My favorite tea: hot daffodil-infused chamomile with a hint of whiskey. Are you serious? Of course I'm serious! I've been dosing myself with small quantities of poisonous daffodil ever since 1931. You have to build up an immunity if you want to survive in the cutthroat world of Scrabble tournaments."

'Checkmate I think!'

"No, you can't have a raise. You didn't say, 'mother, may I'."

Modern Day Kids Playing 'Telephone'

'Checkmate!'

Monogamy

Existential Risk

'The score is tied and we've only got a 20-second timeout, so we've gotta be quick. ... I'm 'X'. Who wants to be 'O'?'

Perfection

Bee Chess

'Why do you always win at cards but not horses? I can't shuffle the horses.'

Let the Summer Games Begin!

"Game of checkers? Okay, but I'm watching every move you make."

The Big Game Park