Classic Play Fan Gifts

Waiting For Godot And The Cable Guy

"How was the play!"

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

Ticket - At the Theatre in the Hay Market - The Authors Benefit Pasquin.

"Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're our only hope."

'I received your list of the type of company car you'd like to receive. The Maserati, Ferrari, Porche and Viper isn't possible, but there is a 1978 Pinto with your name written all over it.'

Shakespeare in the clink

"Fill'er up with testosterone."

Fiction for Plumbers

Ben Jonson

"Best Hamlet I've ever seen - pity the rest of the cast were doing Macbeth!"

Graham really wanted to play Joseph, but deep down he knew what part he'd get again.

"He used to own a muscle car."

'Bob will be along shortly to marry you. He's looking over a mint-condition, 1965 Mustang that just went on sale.'

"I've seen every goddam film ever made...twice! What the hell am I supposed to do now??"

Snow White was a sucker for red apples, tattoos, and guys with beards.

'And this is our basic model.'

'George, are you SURE this is the seminar we signed up for? I haven't heard a single word about managing cash flow in a small business!'

ACME - Supplies, Inc.

'I don't enjoy 'this little piggy' all that much, but my Dad gets a kick out of it.'

The Infant Prodigy - Experiencing The Arts

Psychiatrist gets out book entitled 'Kwazy Wabbits'

'No more looney tunes!'

'Oh, I never vote -- I'm afraid of getting mixed up in a cult.'

'Tom, you have always had a great ear for music.'

Nostalgiaville

"I got a 'millennial anti-theft device' in my car." "Steering wheel lock?" "Stick shift."

"Do you miss the chase ever?"

'This is the most unusual post & pier construction I've ever seen.'

I get my kicks on route 66! No other man shall go through!

"You be careful. I don't want you scruffing your shoes."