Vintage Play Fans Gifts

'I don't enjoy 'this little piggy' all that much, but my Dad gets a kick out of it.'

Best before 65 million BC.

Goldilocks and the Three Stooges.

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up

Adult Barbershop

Jack in the Box

"How was the play!"

'You know, it's kind of nice turning off the sound, turning on closed caption, and listening to piano music.'

Dead animal toupee.

'it's a special for nostalgia buffs.'

Last Chance for Saturated Fats Next 200 Mi.

'Dauber Micawber'

Tea and Sugar Rationing

A gentleman giving some children a lesson in manners

"Best Hamlet I've ever seen - pity the rest of the cast were doing Macbeth!"

'It's the first ever crossword. . . taken him 100 years to do.'

'No doubt about it - he'd make a lovely Home Guard dog!'

"I love your shadow, it's so retro."

'We need your exact age...'Woodstock Generation' isn't specific enough.'

Waiting For Godot And The Cable Guy

Dog using MP3 player scowls at dog that's still listening to gramophone player, saying: 'Luddite!'

Hi Fi

'I think Miss Jones is winning her fight against computerisation, gentlemen!'

'Turn right, don't forget to hand signal...'

Furthest bounced drunk.

"Turn right, don't forget to hand signal."

"You be careful. I don't want you scruffing your shoes."

"About this second hand set you sold me..."

Nick the Stereo.

'Ye Olde Optician.'

'I knew it was a mistake for Parkie to come.'

'Remember, if you have an accident, the newspaper will print your age.'