Vintage Playground Fan Gifts

"You be careful. I don't want you scruffing your shoes."

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

Best before 65 million BC.

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up

Adult Barbershop

Automatic swing machine

Jack in the Box

Stret boy making a comment about a military man

"How was the play!"

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. II

'Dauber Micawber'

Tea and Sugar Rationing

"He added the computer, TV and cable box. Apparently, sand wasn't enough."

A gentleman giving some children a lesson in manners

Rest area - 12 mile.

"Occasionally he lobs a brick at the cat."

Graham really wanted to play Joseph, but deep down he knew what part he'd get again.

"I'd better get a hit country song out of growing up this way."

"I love your shadow, it's so retro."

'We need your exact age...'Woodstock Generation' isn't specific enough.'

Waiting For Godot And The Cable Guy

"He adored that old car !"

A husband and wife who have fallen off of their bicycle

Hugh - From Barnaby Rudge

'I don't enjoy 'this little piggy' all that much, but my Dad gets a kick out of it.'

"You didn't have to do that, Simon. It tells you on the box if there's a free gift inside!"

A nurse Reports A Patient's Condition To The Doctor.

Dog using MP3 player scowls at dog that's still listening to gramophone player, saying: 'Luddite!'

Furthest bounced drunk.

Small person on board sticker on car - Little old lady getting out