Vintage Playground Fan Gifts

"You be careful. I don't want you scruffing your shoes."

'I met him on a Monday and my heart stood still (would you believe?)')

Best before 65 million BC.

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

"Do you buy cars here?"

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up

Adult Barbershop

Automatic swing machine

Jack in the Box

Stret boy making a comment about a military man

Ken and Barbie, corrected for age and anatomy.

"How was the play!"

"Occasionally he lobs a brick at the cat."

'Dauber Micawber'

Tea and Sugar Rationing

Rest area - 12 mile.

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. II

A gentleman giving some children a lesson in manners

"He added the computer, TV and cable box. Apparently, sand wasn't enough."

... Scooby or not Scooby ... The bard is trying to think of a name for Hamlet's dog.

Graham really wanted to play Joseph, but deep down he knew what part he'd get again.

Elvis' autopsy

"I'd better get a hit country song out of growing up this way."

"I love your shadow, it's so retro."

'We need your exact age...'Woodstock Generation' isn't specific enough.'

"He adored that old car !"

Waiting For Godot And The Cable Guy

"You didn't have to do that, Simon. It tells you on the box if there's a free gift inside!"

'I don't enjoy 'this little piggy' all that much, but my Dad gets a kick out of it.'

Hugh - From Barnaby Rudge

"We didn't spot any of the birds we were looking for, but we did have an Elvis sighting."

A husband and wife who have fallen off of their bicycle

Dog using MP3 player scowls at dog that's still listening to gramophone player, saying: 'Luddite!'

A nurse Reports A Patient's Condition To The Doctor.

Furthest bounced drunk.