Vintage Carnival Fan Gifts

"There's not much call for bearded ladies anymore."

Best before 65 million BC.

'I met him on a Monday and my heart stood still (would you believe?)')

Steve McQueen

David Niven caricature

Adult Barbershop

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up

"You think you're gonna whack me and this will be over?"

"Best idea I ever had, those murals."

Jack in the Box

'Funny in my day they all looked like WInston Churchill.'

Janet Leigh

'Hey, look�The carnival must be in town'

"Henry took a shower yesterday right next to Winthrop Rockefeller."

"Step right up, lady and gents, and scoop yourself a heaping helping of the best spicy meat and bean stew this side of the mighty Mississippi!"

Dead Men Tell No Tales.

Stret boy making a comment about a military man

Wangling War Films How To Make and Fake Them: II The Popular Film of a Taube soaring over Rheims Cathedral

'I thought you were trying to lynch me, Mom.'

"Occasionally he lobs a brick at the cat."

A revised statuary for the city of tomorrow

Tea and Sugar Rationing

A gentleman giving some children a lesson in manners

I just bought a new Kindle Voyage. It's much better than my Kindle Paperwhite. Blasphemy, little buddy. A real man lugs around a paperback that he's milled from a fallen Redwood that he lifted off of a baby deer, before reuniting the fawn with its mother. I bought if off of Amazon. I didn't even use "one-click." I used the shopping cart and chose all the options manually. Almost as impressive. I keep it old-school.

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. II

Laurel and Hardy

'Dauber Micawber'

Elvis' autopsy

Rollercoaster police chase.

Kenneth Williams

"...Of course this is before he made it really big in cartoons"

Marilyn Monroe's secret diary

"I'm curious. Who did murder me?"

"I love your shadow, it's so retro."

NY Tribune Joins NY Herald on Hobby Horse of Anti-Grant Editorials