Vintage Cowboy Fan Gifts

'I thought you were trying to lynch me, Mom.'

'I met him on a Monday and my heart stood still (would you believe?)')

Best before 65 million BC.

'Remember the...um...the...uh...oh, yeah...remember the Alamo!'

Remarkable run-ups 1890-1940

Jimi Hendrix.

Ye Old Cafe: No Coffee Today - Sore Arm!

Adult Barbershop

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up

Jack in the Box

"Billy the Kid's in town!"

For every moment in life there is a song that describes it perfectly.'

Suzanne Lenglen

Texas Love Triangle - where a cowboy's dear and interloper play.

Fitness Club Founded in 1892

Indians Smoke Signals.

Mick Jagger at 95.

A gentleman giving some children a lesson in manners

Cowboy spins guns, spins himself.

Cowboy Trump

'Dauber Micawber'

"Occasionally he lobs a brick at the cat."

The Drone Ranger

Tea and Sugar Rationing

Elvis' autopsy

"I love your shadow, it's so retro."

Jack Johnson

'We need your exact age...'Woodstock Generation' isn't specific enough.'

'I'm out of silver bullets again, Tonto -- take my mask and hold up another stagecoach.'

Charles de Gaulle

"No one knows his identity. He just turns up, cuts your grass, then departs without leaving his name. They call him the Lawn Ranger."

"Redwood or oak?"

'If you're coming on this road trip the sign stays,'

"We didn't spot any of the birds we were looking for, but we did have an Elvis sighting."

Dog using MP3 player scowls at dog that's still listening to gramophone player, saying: 'Luddite!'