Cowboy Fan Gifts

"We's puttin' together a posse. You in?!"

''Man with no name' or not, you have to sign the register.'

Subject: Following up on whether this town is big enough for the two of us.

The self-isolating Ranger

"It's at the end of the bar and to the left. It says 'caballeros'."

Cowboy spins guns, spins himself.

"Billy the Kid's in town!"

For every moment in life there is a song that describes it perfectly.'

Cowboy Trump

"You still think it's a good idea to engage with our followers?"

Prisoners of the Cheyenne accountants.

Divorce Lawyers.

Things get ugly down at the saloon

Texas Love Triangle - where a cowboy's dear and interloper play.

'For snoring?! Hell, that's nothing'. I once shot a man for ending sentence in a preposition.'

'Look, Tex. You've gone viral.'

"Hey Maw... Can you help me with this?"

The Drone Ranger

"You know Slim, I don't like the odds."

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

'Remember the...um...the...uh...oh, yeah...remember the Alamo!'

"You keep fumblin' with that bra, Cowboy, and you're never gettin' to second base."

'Baby's first two-step.'

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

Young Gums

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

"You funnin' me, bub?"