Cowboy Culture Fans Gifts

"I had to do it, Jeb. He was grilling zucchini."

"You reckon it might be time to start thinking about a new nickname, Slim?"

"Gun fight at the memory lapse corral."

"Well, I'll be-we just spent all weekend planning to rob a façade."

"Quit saying 'President Trump'. You're spookin' the horses."

Southwest Hampton

'How could you not know it was loaded'

'No, I don't think 'Indian Love Call' would make better theme music!'

'Baby's first two-step.'

'The lonesome highway is a jocularity free zone cowboy!'

'Chief, you gotta get a different war-bonnet!'

Free Range Chicken.

Cliche Pete's In Town.

Sergio Leone

'Punch, kick, grapple, bite.' - 'Them's fightin' words!'

"Easy girl...we're in the badlands now. Just the kind of place you'd expect to find Billy the kid!"

"He's doing a mojor renovation from bad guy to good guy."

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

Billy. The Kid.

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"He's no hat and all corgis."

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

"You keep fumblin' with that bra, Cowboy, and you're never gettin' to second base."

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

"It's nice to feel wanted though, isn't it?"

"Waving the hat keeps the cattle moving and lets my hair get some highlights."

Young Gums

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."