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"I had to do it, Jeb. He was grilling zucchini."

"You reckon it might be time to start thinking about a new nickname, Slim?"

"Gun fight at the memory lapse corral."

"Well, I'll be-we just spent all weekend planning to rob a façade."

"Quit saying 'President Trump'. You're spookin' the horses."

Southwest Hampton

'How could you not know it was loaded'

'No, I don't think 'Indian Love Call' would make better theme music!'

'Baby's first two-step.'

'The lonesome highway is a jocularity free zone cowboy!'

'Chief, you gotta get a different war-bonnet!'

Free Range Chicken.

Cliche Pete's In Town.

'Punch, kick, grapple, bite.' - 'Them's fightin' words!'

"Easy girl...we're in the badlands now. Just the kind of place you'd expect to find Billy the kid!"

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

Billy. The Kid.

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

"He's no hat and all corgis."

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

"You keep fumblin' with that bra, Cowboy, and you're never gettin' to second base."

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

Are you the guy who ate my brother?

"Waving the hat keeps the cattle moving and lets my hair get some highlights."

"You funnin' me, bub?"

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

"It's nice to feel wanted though, isn't it?"

Young Gums