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"Let me go, honey. That eight-o'clock commuter express out of Yuma don't wait for no man."

'No big deal, Kemosabe -- Just the Chief giving another campaign speech,'

Authentic Western Clothing - "Yes we have no Bandanas."

L'il Buckaroo.

The boys were delighted, when Jed showed them an old fire eating trick with a flaming arrow.

'I think I can take this guy.'

Pretentious 'D' Ranch

"I like your new 37.8541 liter hat, Jack."

"....Don't squat on your spurs in the shower."

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

Billy. The Kid.

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

"He's no hat and all corgis."

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

'Baby's first two-step.'

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

"You keep fumblin' with that bra, Cowboy, and you're never gettin' to second base."

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

"Waving the hat keeps the cattle moving and lets my hair get some highlights."

"You funnin' me, bub?"

"It's nice to feel wanted though, isn't it?"

Young Gums

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

Draw!

'You got a search warrant, sheriff?'

"Mom, Dad - I'm a sidekick. I've always been a sidekick. And I want you to know that I have a pardner."

"Only one of us can be 'The Funny One'."

The Not So Wild West