Cowboy Culture Lovers Gifts

"Ya dang fool. I told ya not to ride through passive-aggressive territory."

"Let me go, honey. That eight-o'clock commuter express out of Yuma don't wait for no man."

'No big deal, Kemosabe -- Just the Chief giving another campaign speech,'

Authentic Western Clothing - "Yes we have no Bandanas."

For a few dollars more, we can get a suite. Spaghetti Westin.

L'il Buckaroo.

The boys were delighted, when Jed showed them an old fire eating trick with a flaming arrow.

'I think I can take this guy.'

Pretentious 'D' Ranch

"I like your new 37.8541 liter hat, Jack."

"....Don't squat on your spurs in the shower."

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

Billy. The Kid.

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"He's no hat and all corgis."

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

'Baby's first two-step.'

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

"You keep fumblin' with that bra, Cowboy, and you're never gettin' to second base."

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

"It's nice to feel wanted though, isn't it?"

Young Gums

"You funnin' me, bub?"

"Waving the hat keeps the cattle moving and lets my hair get some highlights."

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

Draw!

Western Outfitters.

"Mom, Dad - I'm a sidekick. I've always been a sidekick. And I want you to know that I have a pardner."