Cowboy Culture Enthusiast Gifts

Pony Express

'Well by dang, we'll settle this at the I'm-OK, You're-OK Corral!

Cowboy on horse sees diretion sign for 'thataway'.

"These boots were made for drinking."

Easy Riders Of The Old West.

'There it goes again,,,everytime I get into a good gallop,,,that damn music,,,'

"Frog Gulch sure has changed since the last time we were here."

"Sheriff, Have you heard that Billy the Kid's coming to town?"

Cowboy on barstool with stirrups.

The in-laws meet the outlaws.

Western Fleas.

'According to your resume you're an experienced ranch hand...I knew I should have checked your references!'

Cowboy with hat out Title: 'Homeless on the Range'

Western Wear: Free liter of soda w/ purchase of ten gallons or more.

'Hey, I made a hole in Juan.'

Piggy Bank Robbery

'What's the text abbreviation for 'yippee yippee yo, yippee yay, yippee yo kai aye?'

'I can't find any 'roundup' music on the radio.'

well pardner, don;t ever have your nose itch during a shootout.

Evacuation Route.

The Stranger

'Anyone here answer to the name 'The Eldorado Kid'?'

'Of course you know this means war.'

"Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! What do you mean, 'Screw you and the horse you rode in on?'"

Out To Lynch

"He's from Texas."

"As we say in cowboy country, get 'er done."

"Barkeep, gimme a shot of your finest whiskey." "Not so fast there, partner." "Oh, sorry. A... sh... ot... of... yo... ur... fin... est... whis... key...."

Nannies Of The Old West

"We collect cowboy-and-Indian paraphernalia. How much would you take for your pickup?"

A man watches as his neighbor leaves for work riding on a fast horse.

"You ain't gitting on this train until I git off first."

"Hold it, somebody here has spurs that go jingle jangle ka-clank!"

"Actually, that's now 'boot hill' started."

Sidesaddle Man