Cowboy Culture Fanatic Gifts

Noisy neighbours.

Sand timer with cow skull caught in middle,

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

Billy. The Kid.

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"He's no hat and all corgis."

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

"You keep fumblin' with that bra, Cowboy, and you're never gettin' to second base."

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

'Baby's first two-step.'

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

"You funnin' me, bub?"

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

Young Gums

"Waving the hat keeps the cattle moving and lets my hair get some highlights."

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"

"It's nice to feel wanted though, isn't it?"

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

Draw!

"Mom, Dad - I'm a sidekick. I've always been a sidekick. And I want you to know that I have a pardner."

Western Outfitters.

"Only one of us can be 'The Funny One'."

'You got a search warrant, sheriff?'

"I dunno ... I get the feeling this is going to end very badly."

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

The Not So Wild West

"...you mean this is the end of the 3 bandidoes?"