Cowboy Culture Lover Gifts

"Bank's closed today, folks. It's Yom Kippur."

"Damn if I didn't start walking in this direction for a reason..."

'Been a long time Billy. I see you're still overfeeding that little filly.'

Cowboy: 'Oh YEAH?!! Well THEN,shove,kick,whack,thump,bash,hit,gouge and PUNCH!!' 'Why you betta WATCH yourself mister! Them's FIGHTING words!'

'It says, 'White man come and we're screwed.''

'Well any Pal o' yours is a pal o' mine.'

'This chair ain't big enough for the two of us...'

'There ain't no rules, Joe. That's why it's called The Wild West.'

"That's why I'm breaking ground on a new subdivision."

Bang bang - Cowboy.

'Is it something I SAID?'

Imported ten liter cowboy hat.

"Trust me! This town will be big enough for you with a walk-in closet and 2 bathrooms!"

Cowboy Baby.

Tyrannosaurus Tex

"I know we're desperados, Eli, but we sure aint that desperate!"

'Yesterday he was a kingpin, but today he's just a lynchpin.'

Cowboy on horse.

"Drinking and cattle-driving. . . what about you?"

TV Guide: Cowboy Cowboys.

The Dodge City Building

The Not So Wild West

'Hey you two! Take that outside!'

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

Bang! You Got Me!

Target Practice

"Um, I think it's my job to make them dance."

"Judging by the size and frequency of these droppings, we've found the campaign trail."

Doc. Bogle: Specializing in Itchy Trigger Finger.

Zombie outlaws.

'Ya all take tha' back, ya varmit, or mhy lawyer will be talkin' to yer lawyer!'

"I said, can I borrow one of your pistols?"

"At high noon I'm takin' her to the zoo. How's one-thirty?"

"One good thing about being a celebrity is you'd get to have your own posse."

"If you were to ask me, I think they have exactly the correct ratio of chiefs to Indians."