Cowboy Culture Fan Gifts

"The Vesparados"

Cowboy Probe

"The first six are for bullets. This one here's for lip balm."

"Whatta you mean 'minor script changes?' It's supposed to be a western."

"O.K., fellers, we shoot first, then Q. and A."

Pension Plans of the Old West

"For economy of scale I'm thinking we should drive two cows to dodge city.''

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

"Actually, I'm from New Jersey. The nickname comes from thirty years in the textile business."

'Bunfight at the O.K corral.'

'Suddenly Jake was confronted by the dreaded raffler'

Mean Sheriff.

'Sure is a fancy spread you've got out here.'

Hickock and Earp - Builders of Repute

"Ok kid...lets see how fast you really are"

"'Ram them.' That's your suggestion for everything."

"See you around, partner—oh, I'm this way too."

"He was right, you know - a queen can move as many spaces as she likes."

"Fast forward to the part where you herd me."

'So you've decided to drop the whole 'man with no name' image, have you?' 'Tarquin Chadwick, Gunslinger'

'Well, well, well. . . Bucky Hutchins, the so-called fastest pillow fighter in the west. . .'

Sidewinder Sam's Aerobic Studio

"Now will you listen! Never get on the wrong side of a cowboy plumber!"

'Did you want me, boss?'

Western Philosophy.

'When the fastest draw west of the Pecos asks for a decaf latte, he gets a decaf latte.'

"Pick up that gender role you just dropped!"

Trigger happy hour 6 - 7.

Draw!

Out of Court Settlement

"Well, I'll be danged-he's got accordion boots."

"Them's dancin' words."

"This is why you read the instructions."

"There's trouble, boys. Let's pants up and move out!"

"You boys who have to take your medications with food, now's the time."