Cowboy Culture Fan Mugs

"The Vesparados"

Cowboy Probe

"The first six are for bullets. This one here's for lip balm."

"Whatta you mean 'minor script changes?' It's supposed to be a western."

"O.K., fellers, we shoot first, then Q. and A."

Pension Plans of the Old West

"For economy of scale I'm thinking we should drive two cows to dodge city.''

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

'Bunfight at the O.K corral.'

'Suddenly Jake was confronted by the dreaded raffler'

"Actually, I'm from New Jersey. The nickname comes from thirty years in the textile business."

"We had main street booked for high noon."

'Sure is a fancy spread you've got out here.'

'I warned you there'd be an accounting someday, Jake.'

Hickock and Earp - Builders of Repute

Mean Sheriff.

Shootouts For Cowboys Who Don't Really Like Guns.

"Ok kid...lets see how fast you really are"

"He was right, you know - a queen can move as many spaces as she likes."

"Pick up that gender role you just dropped!"

"Fast forward to the part where you herd me."

'So you've decided to drop the whole 'man with no name' image, have you?' 'Tarquin Chadwick, Gunslinger'

'Well, well, well. . . Bucky Hutchins, the so-called fastest pillow fighter in the west. . .'

"Now will you listen! Never get on the wrong side of a cowboy plumber!"

Sidewinder Sam's Aerobic Studio

Out of Court Settlement

"Keep your eyes open, pardner, this is Apache country!"

Western Philosophy.

"See you around, partner—oh, I'm this way too."

'When the fastest draw west of the Pecos asks for a decaf latte, he gets a decaf latte.'

"'Ram them.' That's your suggestion for everything."

Draw!

Trigger happy hour 6 - 7.

"Don't worry, Virgil, he can't hurt us here. This is our safe space."

'Did you want me, boss?'