Cowboy Culture Buff Mugs

"That there's one bowlegged cowboy."

'I wish you played the harmonica like other cowboys, Jake.'

"Nobody dared to cross the stranger with a big iron on his hip."

"I'm lookin' for a couple of fast guns who ain't afraid to lay down their life. There's no pay, but it'll be a great way to get your name out there."

"You two musta riled up the cook somehow 'cause it shore looks like he's about to open a big old can of whoop ass."

"Pardner, this town ain't big enough for two cow pokes with the same ringtone."

"They're putting up some nice garden apartments out near the lake, so maybe this town is big enough for both of us."

"Saaay...if it ain't Ben Kincaid. The man with the fattest horse in the West!"

'We're under attack but it doesn't seems serious.'

'Sorry, Kemosabe, but this just isn't fun any more.'

'Good news is that after two weeks buried in this desert, nobody will call us 'Paleface' anymore!'

I don't care that you always did want to be a song bird. Stop it or leave.

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

'Stranger, I'm giving you until sundown to get off my foot.'

"I've finally found my calling..."

'I haven't done anything. My ex-wife had those posters printed.'

'There are 17 saloons in this burg, surely one of them is gay.'

"Relax, they never attack at night!"

This town isn't big enough for the two of us.

'That mime artist didn't stand a chance against Black Jake.'

Why you wear hat when not rain, no sun, and we under roof?

"I hate to be the one to tell you this Fred. But there's a price on your head."

Bank (with saloon type doors)

"Don't even think about it, cowboy."

Martini Western

"The ten paces were too much of a hassle."

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

Billy. The Kid.

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"He's no hat and all corgis."

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."