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This town ain't big enough for the one million, five hundred and thirty two thousand of us.

"His coffee's always crap for about a week after the MacArthur genius-grant winners are announced."

'Not hard to trail the Poor Hygiene Kid.'

"This town ain't big enough for the both of us."

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

Billy. The Kid.

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"He's no hat and all corgis."

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

'Baby's first two-step.'

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

"You keep fumblin' with that bra, Cowboy, and you're never gettin' to second base."

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"

"It's nice to feel wanted though, isn't it?"

Young Gums

"Waving the hat keeps the cattle moving and lets my hair get some highlights."

"You funnin' me, bub?"

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

Draw!

'You got a search warrant, sheriff?'

"Mom, Dad - I'm a sidekick. I've always been a sidekick. And I want you to know that I have a pardner."

The Not So Wild West

Western Outfitters.

"I dunno ... I get the feeling this is going to end very badly."

"...you mean this is the end of the 3 bandidoes?"