Cowboy Culture Aficionados T-Shirts

"Let's see. . . this one is a sioux arrow. . . This one is an Apache arrow. . . Holy smoke!! Tex, number three is lie-threatening!! That's a cupid arrow!"

Cowboy Acupuncture

"Lately, I feel the whispering pines are whispering about me."

'Gimme something to wash down the taste of trail dust on my balls...'

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

Billy. The Kid.

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

"He's no hat and all corgis."

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

'Baby's first two-step.'

"You keep fumblin' with that bra, Cowboy, and you're never gettin' to second base."

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

"You funnin' me, bub?"

"It's nice to feel wanted though, isn't it?"

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

Young Gums

"Waving the hat keeps the cattle moving and lets my hair get some highlights."

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

Draw!

The Not So Wild West

"...you mean this is the end of the 3 bandidoes?"

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

Western Outfitters.

"Mom, Dad - I'm a sidekick. I've always been a sidekick. And I want you to know that I have a pardner."

'You got a search warrant, sheriff?'