Quirky Cowboy Fan Gifts

"Shhhh!....Don't fire you'll stampede them."

'Had I'd known it would be such a long walk I wouldn't have worn heels.'

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

'Remember the...um...the...uh...oh, yeah...remember the Alamo!'

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"

"You funnin' me, bub?"

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

Draw!

"I dunno ... I get the feeling this is going to end very badly."

The Not So Wild West

"...you mean this is the end of the 3 bandidoes?"

"Mom, Dad - I'm a sidekick. I've always been a sidekick. And I want you to know that I have a pardner."

'I don't know about you, Clyde, but I'm getting a mighty uneasy feeling we could be riding straight into an ambush interview!'

'Bunfight at the O.K corral.'

'Roy Rogers is ambused'

Deep in the Heart of Texas: The Cholesterol Kid.

"So long, Ma, I'm ridin' off into the sunset."

"Billy the Kid's in town!"

Tyrannosaurus Tex

"Personally, I'd recommend something a little less formal for being run out of town."

Louis L'Amour hones his craft.

For every moment in life there is a song that describes it perfectly.'

Civil Howdy Pardnership

'Did you want me, boss?'

'Can we skip to the part where I charge with a light saber?'

"We could have a shoot-out, then brunch."