Quirky Cowboy Fan Pillows

"Shhhh!....Don't fire you'll stampede them."

'Had I'd known it would be such a long walk I wouldn't have worn heels.'

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

"You funnin' me, bub?"

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

Draw!

The Not So Wild West

"I dunno ... I get the feeling this is going to end very badly."

"...you mean this is the end of the 3 bandidoes?"

"Mom, Dad - I'm a sidekick. I've always been a sidekick. And I want you to know that I have a pardner."

'Bunfight at the O.K corral.'

Deep in the Heart of Texas: The Cholesterol Kid.

Louis L'Amour hones his craft.

"Personally, I'd recommend something a little less formal for being run out of town."

"Billy the Kid's in town!"

"So long, Ma, I'm ridin' off into the sunset."

For every moment in life there is a song that describes it perfectly.'

Civil Howdy Pardnership

Tyrannosaurus Tex

'Did you want me, boss?'

'Just a trim for me thanks.'

"We could have a shoot-out, then brunch."

Cowboy