Quirky Cowboy Admirer Gifts

"It's kind of a trademark thing. I shoot first. Then I ask a question. Then I yodel."

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

Dawing your Cellphone

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

"It's nice to feel wanted though, isn't it?"

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

'How do you like my new 'Blend with the Background' skin?'

"I dunno ... I get the feeling this is going to end very badly."

"Mom, Dad - I'm a sidekick. I've always been a sidekick. And I want you to know that I have a pardner."

The Not So Wild West

"...you mean this is the end of the 3 bandidoes?"

'I don't know about you, Clyde, but I'm getting a mighty uneasy feeling we could be riding straight into an ambush interview!'

Giant Sale!

"So long, Ma, I'm ridin' off into the sunset."

"You get your hair from your father's side..."

Civil Howdy Pardnership

A dog dressed as a cowboy leans against a sign that reads "Armed response".

Louis L'Amour hones his craft.

"El muy mal perro"

The Odd Couple.

'Can we skip to the part where I charge with a light saber?'

'It's a new concept, the inside out house.'

"We could have a shoot-out, then brunch."

Jasper's Limo Service.

'Just a trim for me thanks.'

Cowboy

"An accountant? No son of mine is going to be an accountant! You'll be an octopus wrangler like your old man, and like it!"