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"It's kind of a trademark thing. I shoot first. Then I ask a question. Then I yodel."

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

Dawing your Cellphone

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"

"It's nice to feel wanted though, isn't it?"

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

"I dunno ... I get the feeling this is going to end very badly."

The Not So Wild West

"...you mean this is the end of the 3 bandidoes?"

'How do you like my new 'Blend with the Background' skin?'

"Mom, Dad - I'm a sidekick. I've always been a sidekick. And I want you to know that I have a pardner."

"So long, Ma, I'm ridin' off into the sunset."

"El muy mal perro"

Giant Sale!

"You get your hair from your father's side..."

A dog dressed as a cowboy leans against a sign that reads "Armed response".

Louis L'Amour hones his craft.

Civil Howdy Pardnership

The Odd Couple.

Jasper's Limo Service.

'Just a trim for me thanks.'

"We could have a shoot-out, then brunch."

'It's a new concept, the inside out house.'

Cowboy

"An accountant? No son of mine is going to be an accountant! You'll be an octopus wrangler like your old man, and like it!"