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'What'll it be, cowboy?'

Cow fighting with milk, chicken fighting with eggs.

"We'd never get these little dogies to Tucson without a laser pointer."

American soldier from 19th century firing gun while under attack by arrows.

'The Rain-Dance Marathon ended in a draw. All the constestants drowned.'

"El muy mal perro"

"You tetched? The Kid'll plug more than your novel!"

'That's remember the 'Alamo,' dummy — not Amarillo!'

'Sorry you lost 'Silver' at my casino, Kemo Sabe,'

'I wouldn't do that if I were you, mister. This saloon is made entirely of ninjas.'

Tough Territory

Civilisation comes to the badlands.

The notorious James gang, hellbent to go bowling!

"OK, Sheriff, who was that masked man?"

"It's a good job them "injuns" can't aim."

"It's nice to feel wanted though, isn't it?"

Billy. The Kid.

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

'Baby's first two-step.'

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

"You keep fumblin' with that bra, Cowboy, and you're never gettin' to second base."

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

Young Gums

"Waving the hat keeps the cattle moving and lets my hair get some highlights."

"You funnin' me, bub?"

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."