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Snails of the old west.

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

"It's nice to feel wanted though, isn't it?"

Reasonableman

"Waving the hat keeps the cattle moving and lets my hair get some highlights."

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

"Are you the one they call El Cóndor?"

"Mom, Dad - I'm a sidekick. I've always been a sidekick. And I want you to know that I have a pardner."

"I dunno ... I get the feeling this is going to end very badly."

The Not So Wild West

"...you mean this is the end of the 3 bandidoes?"

"El muy mal perro"

Louis L'Amour hones his craft.

Civil Howdy Pardnership

"So long, Ma, I'm ridin' off into the sunset."

Triumphant mouse posing like Perseus holding aloft Medusa's head.

"We could have a shoot-out, then brunch."

"Sorry, Zak, since paintball aint bin invented yet, looks like you bin shot!"

Cattlemans Saloon.

Cowboy

'Just a trim for me thanks.'

Jasper's Limo Service.

'If we survive this, you are totally walking home.'

Don Quixote knocking over a propeller.

"An accountant? No son of mine is going to be an accountant! You'll be an octopus wrangler like your old man, and like it!"

"It just don't feel right, drinking him like that."