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Goodies and Baddies

Billy. The Kid.

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

"It's nice to feel wanted though, isn't it?"

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

"Mom, Dad - I'm a sidekick. I've always been a sidekick. And I want you to know that I have a pardner."

The Not So Wild West

'You got a search warrant, sheriff?'

'I don't know about you, Clyde, but I'm getting a mighty uneasy feeling we could be riding straight into an ambush interview!'

"El muy mal perro"

Civil Howdy Pardnership

The Lawman

Sea Horse outside saloon

'Can we skip to the part where I charge with a light saber?'

Jasper's Limo Service.

Cowboy

"Um, I think it's my job to make them dance."

'I don't like it... It's too quiet.'

"An accountant? No son of mine is going to be an accountant! You'll be an octopus wrangler like your old man, and like it!"

Tyrannosaurus Tex

"At high noon I'm takin' her to the zoo. How's one-thirty?"

'Yeah, I'm a trife scorpio - what of it?'

"Goodbye, masked consultant. And thanks for reducing our inefficiencies."

A cowboy uses a noose for a clothesline.

'Yesterday he was a kingpin, but today he's just a lynchpin.'

'It's Colonel Bowie, Davy... he cut himself again.'

Daisy had the fastest udders in the west field.

"What's the problem Cowboy? Never heard of Cattle Driving before?"

"Not tonight, hon—I've got a heartache."