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"Sheriff, have you heard that Billy the Kid and his gang are coming to town?"

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

"You keep fumblin' with that bra, Cowboy, and you're never gettin' to second base."

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

'Baby's first two-step.'

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"

Young Gums

Are you the guy who ate my brother?

"You funnin' me, bub?"

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

Draw!

'You got a search warrant, sheriff?'

"I dunno ... I get the feeling this is going to end very badly."

"Mom, Dad - I'm a sidekick. I've always been a sidekick. And I want you to know that I have a pardner."

"...you mean this is the end of the 3 bandidoes?"

The Not So Wild West

'Bunfight at the O.K corral.'

"Billy the Kid's in town!"

"So long, Ma, I'm ridin' off into the sunset."

Louis L'Amour hones his craft.

Deep in the Heart of Texas: The Cholesterol Kid.

The Lawman

Tyrannosaurus Tex

For every moment in life there is a song that describes it perfectly.'

Civil Howdy Pardnership

"Personally, I'd recommend something a little less formal for being run out of town."