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Cowboy.

Billy. The Kid.

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

"Mom, Dad - I'm a sidekick. I've always been a sidekick. And I want you to know that I have a pardner."

'You got a search warrant, sheriff?'

The Not So Wild West

'I don't know about you, Clyde, but I'm getting a mighty uneasy feeling we could be riding straight into an ambush interview!'

The Lawman

Civil Howdy Pardnership

Domestic Pardners

'Can we skip to the part where I charge with a light saber?'

Cowboy

Jasper's Limo Service.

"Um, I think it's my job to make them dance."

"An accountant? No son of mine is going to be an accountant! You'll be an octopus wrangler like your old man, and like it!"

Daisy had the fastest udders in the west field.

"What's the problem Cowboy? Never heard of Cattle Driving before?"

'It's Colonel Bowie, Davy... he cut himself again.'

'Really? I was an extra in several John Wayne movies too...'

"I love hearing that lonesome wail of the train whistle as the magnitude of the frequency of the wave changes due to the doppler effect."

A cowboy uses a noose for a clothesline.

"Goodbye, masked consultant. And thanks for reducing our inefficiencies."

Tyrannosaurus Tex

"At high noon I'm takin' her to the zoo. How's one-thirty?"

'Yeah, I'm a trife scorpio - what of it?'

'Yesterday he was a kingpin, but today he's just a lynchpin.'

"Not tonight, hon—I've got a heartache."