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'Kemo Sabe owe Tonto dollar. Cross palm with silver. Pronto!'

Billy. The Kid.

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

"It's nice to feel wanted though, isn't it?"

The Not So Wild West

'You got a search warrant, sheriff?'

Cowboy directions 'Up yonder', 'Down yonder', 'This-A-Way' and 'That-A-Way'.

Sea Horse outside saloon

"El muy mal perro"

Domestic Pardners

(Maps to the Homes of the Steers) (Maps $ 100)

The Lawman

"I made partner!"

'I AM a cowboy so therefore they ARE cowboy boots, OK?'

"They say it's the last of the really big cattle drives, and I'm just glad I'm here to see it."

"Well of course you're depressed... You're a country and western singer."

"And what if I don't want to be Jack or Ennis?"

'I don't like it... It's too quiet.'

"Um, I think it's my job to make them dance."

'This is as close to a round up I'll ever get.'

Adios Amoebas

'Yesterday he was a kingpin, but today he's just a lynchpin.'

All the other land having been claimed and fenced already, Jedidiah bought his own range from the big box store.

"At high noon I'm takin' her to the zoo. How's one-thirty?"

el doctor

Tyrannosaurus Tex

'Yeah, I'm a trife scorpio - what of it?'

"Damn if I didn't start walking in this direction for a reason..."

"Yes, I have a home where the buffaloroam. Are you in the market?"

"Watch yourself, stranger. I've got an itchy trigger finger."

"You must be the one they call the birthday kid!"

Rhinestone Accountant

TV Guide: Cowboy Cowboys.

'So much for the sheriff who was going to clean up our town.'