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"Texas style? Again?"

Mitt Romney

Billy. The Kid.

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

"You keep fumblin' with that bra, Cowboy, and you're never gettin' to second base."

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

Young Gums

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

"...you mean this is the end of the 3 bandidoes?"

'You got a search warrant, sheriff?'

"Mom, Dad - I'm a sidekick. I've always been a sidekick. And I want you to know that I have a pardner."

The Not So Wild West

"I dunno ... I get the feeling this is going to end very badly."

'I don't know about you, Clyde, but I'm getting a mighty uneasy feeling we could be riding straight into an ambush interview!'

Civil Howdy Pardnership

The Lawman

Louis L'Amour hones his craft.

For every moment in life there is a song that describes it perfectly.'

"Billy the Kid's in town!"

"So long, Ma, I'm ridin' off into the sunset."

'Can we skip to the part where I charge with a light saber?'

Texas Love Triangle - where a cowboy's dear and interloper play.

"We could have a shoot-out, then brunch."

Jasper's Limo Service.

Cowboy

'Just a trim for me thanks.'

"Um, I think it's my job to make them dance."