Cowboy Lover Mugs

"Texas style? Again?"

Mitt Romney

Billy. The Kid.

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

"You keep fumblin' with that bra, Cowboy, and you're never gettin' to second base."

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

Young Gums

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

"Mom, Dad - I'm a sidekick. I've always been a sidekick. And I want you to know that I have a pardner."

"...you mean this is the end of the 3 bandidoes?"

The Not So Wild West

'You got a search warrant, sheriff?'

"I dunno ... I get the feeling this is going to end very badly."

"So long, Ma, I'm ridin' off into the sunset."

Louis L'Amour hones his craft.

For every moment in life there is a song that describes it perfectly.'

"Billy the Kid's in town!"

The Lawman

Civil Howdy Pardnership

"We could have a shoot-out, then brunch."

Jasper's Limo Service.

'Just a trim for me thanks.'

"Um, I think it's my job to make them dance."

Cowboy

Texas Love Triangle - where a cowboy's dear and interloper play.

"An accountant? No son of mine is going to be an accountant! You'll be an octopus wrangler like your old man, and like it!"

Tyrannosaurus Tex