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'Kemo Sabe owe Tonto dollar. Cross palm with silver. Pronto!'

Billy. The Kid.

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

"It's nice to feel wanted though, isn't it?"

'You got a search warrant, sheriff?'

The Not So Wild West

Cowboy directions 'Up yonder', 'Down yonder', 'This-A-Way' and 'That-A-Way'.

Sea Horse outside saloon

The Lawman

Domestic Pardners

"El muy mal perro"

(Maps to the Homes of the Steers) (Maps $ 100)

"I made partner!"

'I AM a cowboy so therefore they ARE cowboy boots, OK?'

"They say it's the last of the really big cattle drives, and I'm just glad I'm here to see it."

'This is as close to a round up I'll ever get.'

"And what if I don't want to be Jack or Ennis?"

"Well of course you're depressed... You're a country and western singer."

"Um, I think it's my job to make them dance."

'I don't like it... It's too quiet.'

Adios Amoebas

el doctor

Tyrannosaurus Tex

"At high noon I'm takin' her to the zoo. How's one-thirty?"

All the other land having been claimed and fenced already, Jedidiah bought his own range from the big box store.

'Really? I was an extra in several John Wayne movies too...'

'Yeah, I'm a trife scorpio - what of it?'

'Yesterday he was a kingpin, but today he's just a lynchpin.'

"Damn if I didn't start walking in this direction for a reason..."

"Yes, I have a home where the buffaloroam. Are you in the market?"

"You must be the one they call the birthday kid!"

Rhinestone Accountant

"Watch yourself, stranger. I've got an itchy trigger finger."

'So much for the sheriff who was going to clean up our town.'