Cowboy Antics Lover Mugs

'Baddie on board'

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

The Not So Wild West

"Mom, Dad - I'm a sidekick. I've always been a sidekick. And I want you to know that I have a pardner."

"...you mean this is the end of the 3 bandidoes?"

"I dunno ... I get the feeling this is going to end very badly."

'I don't know about you, Clyde, but I'm getting a mighty uneasy feeling we could be riding straight into an ambush interview!'

Louis L'Amour hones his craft.

"So long, Ma, I'm ridin' off into the sunset."

Civil Howdy Pardnership

A dog dressed as a cowboy leans against a sign that reads "Armed response".

'Can we skip to the part where I charge with a light saber?'

Jasper's Limo Service.

Cowboy

"We could have a shoot-out, then brunch."

'Just a trim for me thanks.'

"An accountant? No son of mine is going to be an accountant! You'll be an octopus wrangler like your old man, and like it!"

Daisy had the fastest udders in the west field.

"What's the problem Cowboy? Never heard of Cattle Driving before?"

'It's Colonel Bowie, Davy... he cut himself again.'

'You two gun Billy one leg the bandit?'

A cowboy uses a noose for a clothesline.

"Goodbye, masked consultant. And thanks for reducing our inefficiencies."

Low Noon.

"Not tonight, hon—I've got a heartache."