Cowboy Couture Lover Mugs

"This gown just ain't big enough for the both of us."

Billy. The Kid.

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

"It's nice to feel wanted though, isn't it?"

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

The lame cowboy with spurs on his crutches.

The Not So Wild West

"I dunno ... I get the feeling this is going to end very badly."

"Mom, Dad - I'm a sidekick. I've always been a sidekick. And I want you to know that I have a pardner."

'You got a search warrant, sheriff?'

"...you mean this is the end of the 3 bandidoes?"

'I don't know about you, Clyde, but I'm getting a mighty uneasy feeling we could be riding straight into an ambush interview!'

Louis L'Amour hones his craft.

"El muy mal perro"

Civil Howdy Pardnership

The Lawman

"So long, Ma, I'm ridin' off into the sunset."

'Can we skip to the part where I charge with a light saber?'

"Um, I think it's my job to make them dance."

'Just a trim for me thanks.'

'Oh yeah. He's the fastest in the west alright. The fastest out of town, at the first sight of trouble.'

Jasper's Limo Service.

"We could have a shoot-out, then brunch."

Cowboy

"Watch yourself Sheriff....Looks like Billy the Kid is back in town!"