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"This gown just ain't big enough for the both of us."

Billy. The Kid.

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

"It's nice to feel wanted though, isn't it?"

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

The lame cowboy with spurs on his crutches.

"Mom, Dad - I'm a sidekick. I've always been a sidekick. And I want you to know that I have a pardner."

"...you mean this is the end of the 3 bandidoes?"

The Not So Wild West

'You got a search warrant, sheriff?'

"I dunno ... I get the feeling this is going to end very badly."

"So long, Ma, I'm ridin' off into the sunset."

"El muy mal perro"

Louis L'Amour hones his craft.

The Lawman

Civil Howdy Pardnership

"We could have a shoot-out, then brunch."

"Watch yourself Sheriff....Looks like Billy the Kid is back in town!"

'Oh yeah. He's the fastest in the west alright. The fastest out of town, at the first sight of trouble.'

"Um, I think it's my job to make them dance."

Jasper's Limo Service.

'Just a trim for me thanks.'

Cowboy

"An accountant? No son of mine is going to be an accountant! You'll be an octopus wrangler like your old man, and like it!"