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'Oh yeah. He's the fastest in the west alright. The fastest out of town, at the first sight of trouble.'

'Can I get you something short, but sweet?'

He's our new chairman and after years of trying to lose our cowboy image.

The Runaway Horse

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

'Mind taking off your scarf.'

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

The lame cowboy with spurs on his crutches.

"I dunno ... I get the feeling this is going to end very badly."

"Mom, Dad - I'm a sidekick. I've always been a sidekick. And I want you to know that I have a pardner."

The Not So Wild West

'You got a search warrant, sheriff?'

"...you mean this is the end of the 3 bandidoes?"

Cow duel.

Cowboy directions 'Up yonder', 'Down yonder', 'This-A-Way' and 'That-A-Way'.

Civil Howdy Pardnership

The Lawman

'Now, you can SWASH, and you can BUCKLE, but you can't SWASHBUCKLE.'

Louis L'Amour hones his craft.

"So long, Ma, I'm ridin' off into the sunset."

(Maps to the Homes of the Steers) (Maps $ 100)

"I made partner!"

'I AM a cowboy so therefore they ARE cowboy boots, OK?'

"We could have a shoot-out, then brunch."

"And what if I don't want to be Jack or Ennis?"

'Just a trim for me thanks.'

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