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'Oh yeah. He's the fastest in the west alright. The fastest out of town, at the first sight of trouble.'

'Can I get you something short, but sweet?'

He's our new chairman and after years of trying to lose our cowboy image.

The Runaway Horse

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

'Mind taking off your scarf.'

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

The lame cowboy with spurs on his crutches.

'You got a search warrant, sheriff?'

Cow duel.

"...you mean this is the end of the 3 bandidoes?"

"Mom, Dad - I'm a sidekick. I've always been a sidekick. And I want you to know that I have a pardner."

The Not So Wild West

"I dunno ... I get the feeling this is going to end very badly."

'I don't know about you, Clyde, but I'm getting a mighty uneasy feeling we could be riding straight into an ambush interview!'

Cowboy directions 'Up yonder', 'Down yonder', 'This-A-Way' and 'That-A-Way'.

The Lawman

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'Now, you can SWASH, and you can BUCKLE, but you can't SWASHBUCKLE.'

Civil Howdy Pardnership

"So long, Ma, I'm ridin' off into the sunset."

Louis L'Amour hones his craft.

"I made partner!"

'Can we skip to the part where I charge with a light saber?'

'I AM a cowboy so therefore they ARE cowboy boots, OK?'

"And what if I don't want to be Jack or Ennis?"

'This is as close to a round up I'll ever get.'