Fashionista Cowboy T-Shirts

"You're a low - down mangy yellow sona-of-a-bitch - and your jeans are passe."

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

Dawing your Cellphone

The lame cowboy with spurs on his crutches.

'Oh - go get yourself a porsche.'

"Don't forget your gunfighting helmet."

"Hey samson, nice man bun."

'Too dressy?'

"You must be new around here, pardner."

'Oh yeah. He's the fastest in the west alright. The fastest out of town, at the first sight of trouble.'

Spring Has Finally Sprung!

Clothes sale - everything must go!

'Now that's a sexy looking bathing suit!'

Do-over

Tank color choices.

Pizza London Eye

Mythological Greek hero' Achilles' showing off his set of high-heeled shoes

Woman with flower-style bra getting attacked by bees.

Fashion Magazine: In/Out/Back In.

Bathing suit.

Darth Vader looks forward to the weekend

'Me too-thought I'd better splash out before my plastic expires tomorrow!'

"Clippety clop, … clippety clop. …. clippety clop. … clippety clop..."

"A duck call won't grab the attention of a modern duck. You need to draw them in with Snapchat."

'I'd recommend you put your money into rising markets, for example shoe manufacturers. My wife just bought her 568th pair!

"It's broken I'm afraid." "Will I be able to work?" "Depends. What do you do?" "Oh, I'm just a cowpoke for Circle 'Y' Ranch."

"I'm off the leash, but I'm keeping my collar on."

"Eww! -- Is that the only color bandage you have?"

'Dame Edna has a lot to answer for'

'It appears she's none of her grandmother's subtlety.'

'I want nice man-bag.'

I was going to take a job as a model for camouflage clothing, but I just couldn't see myself doing it.

"Look at his cilia! He's such a hippy!"