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"T'aint wearin' yer brand, Cal. These here are genuine Armanis."

'Surely y'all mean yer sheriff is the best in the West, doncha?'

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

Billy. The Kid.

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

"They're comfortable."

Glue gun? Glitter? Dang it, I grabbed my crafting belt again.

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

High Riders of the Old West

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

'Have you been waiting long?'

Are you the guy who ate my brother?

After the gun ban, the guys still liked to go out and horse around on weekends.

All-Verbal Westerns

Looks like the bank's director still inside.

"Convertible. Must be nice."

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

Roland, the schizophrenic cowboy.

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

'I took your advice and got a long little doggy.'

"The truth is, doctor, I've lost faith in Western medicine."

"...you mean this is the end of the 3 bandidoes?"

Cow duel.

"Only one of us can be 'The Funny One'."

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

Old West Bounty Hunter.

'You got a search warrant, sheriff?'

'Bunfight at the O.K corral.'

"Billy the kiddy!"

"El muy mal perro"