Wild West Fashionista Mugs

"T'aint wearin' yer brand, Cal. These here are genuine Armanis."

'Surely y'all mean yer sheriff is the best in the West, doncha?'

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

Billy. The Kid.

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

"They're comfortable."

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

High Riders of the Old West

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

'Have you been waiting long?'

Are you the guy who ate my brother?

Looks like the bank's director still inside.

After the gun ban, the guys still liked to go out and horse around on weekends.

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

All-Verbal Westerns

Roland, the schizophrenic cowboy.

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

'I took your advice and got a long little doggy.'

"The truth is, doctor, I've lost faith in Western medicine."

"...you mean this is the end of the 3 bandidoes?"

Cow duel.

'You got a search warrant, sheriff?'

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

"Only one of us can be 'The Funny One'."

Old West Bounty Hunter.

'Bunfight at the O.K corral.'

"Billy the kiddy!"

"El muy mal perro"

'Eh, love. The one armed bandit at the end of the bar isn't working.'