Western Style Enthusiast Mugs

'I took your advice and got a long little doggy.'

"You're a low - down mangy yellow sona-of-a-bitch - and your jeans are passe."

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

"They're comfortable."

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

"I'll tell ya what we don't need is some Dr. Durango helping us with a dang snake bite."

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

Dawing your Cellphone

'Baby's first two-step.'

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

"I don't care if you saw this in a western..."

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

"Oooooh....a western wear dog cone. Sexy!"

"Reach for the sky, stranger."

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

The lame cowboy with spurs on his crutches.

'I always thought a dogfight was a lot of snarling and walking around stiff-legged.'

"Mom, Dad - I'm a sidekick. I've always been a sidekick. And I want you to know that I have a pardner."

North Fork, the town too tough to diet.

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

Though both are long retired, his faithful Indian companion continues to dispense sage advice to an increasingly skeptical masked man.

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

Western Outfitters.

'You stay here. I'll go on a head.'

Cowboy directions 'Up yonder', 'Down yonder', 'This-A-Way' and 'That-A-Way'.

"'City Slickers' was O.K., but, let's face it, it was no 'Claire's Knee.'"

Cowboy:'DRAW!' - Two Cowboys about to fight it out using their Pencils and Paper pads.

"Bad weather, bugs, snakes, hostile Indians, rustlers, … these are some of the things you may encounter on your outward bound experience."

"....and some apple pie for dessert...oh miss, remember that a la mode!"

"I'm just gonna reach in my back pocket real slow-like and turn off my ringer."