Western Style Aficionado Mugs

"T'aint wearin' yer brand, Cal. These here are genuine Armanis."

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

"They're comfortable."

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

"I don't care if you saw this in a western..."

"Oooooh....a western wear dog cone. Sexy!"

"Reach for the sky, stranger."

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

'I took your advice and got a long little doggy.'

'I don't know who you are stranger, but if you mess with big Gus you'll be in your coffin by dawn!'

Though both are long retired, his faithful Indian companion continues to dispense sage advice to an increasingly skeptical masked man.

North Fork, the town too tough to diet.

Western Outfitters.

'I don't know about you, Clyde, but I'm getting a mighty uneasy feeling we could be riding straight into an ambush interview!'

'You stay here. I'll go on a head.'

Son, you'll never be quick on the draw unless you pull your dang pants up.

'Roy Rogers is ambused'

A history of "high" fashion for old guys.

Sea Horse outside saloon

Cowboy:'DRAW!' - Two Cowboys about to fight it out using their Pencils and Paper pads.

"Bad weather, bugs, snakes, hostile Indians, rustlers, … these are some of the things you may encounter on your outward bound experience."

"I know your mother."

'I AM a cowboy so therefore they ARE cowboy boots, OK?'

'Did you want me, boss?'

"The harmonica! Boy you're lucky, my cowboy plays the double-bass! I tell you what, it's a pretty awkward thing to carry around..."

"Who are you callin' a low down snake-in-the-grass? That's upright snake-on-a-barstool to you, mister."

"Careful, Len. You'll spook the herd."

'Cosa vuol significare 'Spaghetti Western'?'

A Modern Day Cowboy and his Horse.

'You reckon we should mosey this guy?'

"..Not cloudy all day."

"There goes 'ol Slim ridin' off into the sunset."