Western Wear Aficionado Mugs

"Oooooh....a western wear dog cone. Sexy!"

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

"They're comfortable."

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

'Baby's first two-step.'

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

"I don't care if you saw this in a western..."

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

"Reach for the sky, stranger."

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

'I took your advice and got a long little doggy.'

Though both are long retired, his faithful Indian companion continues to dispense sage advice to an increasingly skeptical masked man.

North Fork, the town too tough to diet.

'You stay here. I'll go on a head.'

Sea Horse outside saloon

"Bad weather, bugs, snakes, hostile Indians, rustlers, … these are some of the things you may encounter on your outward bound experience."

Cowboy:'DRAW!' - Two Cowboys about to fight it out using their Pencils and Paper pads.

"I know your mother."

'Did you want me, boss?'

'I AM a cowboy so therefore they ARE cowboy boots, OK?'

"Careful, Len. You'll spook the herd."

'Cosa vuol significare 'Spaghetti Western'?'

"The harmonica! Boy you're lucky, my cowboy plays the double-bass! I tell you what, it's a pretty awkward thing to carry around..."

The hero dramatically rides off into the sunset.

"Yes, but the trouble is he always wears that mysterious smile."

"There's trouble, boys. Let's pants up and move out!"

"I love hearing that lonesome wail of the train whistle as the magnitude of the frequency of the wave changes due to the doppler effect."

"I'd like a trigger warning."