Western Wear Aficionado Gifts

"Oooooh....a western wear dog cone. Sexy!"

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

"They're comfortable."

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

'Baby's first two-step.'

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

"I don't care if you saw this in a western..."

"Reach for the sky, stranger."

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

'I took your advice and got a long little doggy.'

Though both are long retired, his faithful Indian companion continues to dispense sage advice to an increasingly skeptical masked man.

North Fork, the town too tough to diet.

'I don't know about you, Clyde, but I'm getting a mighty uneasy feeling we could be riding straight into an ambush interview!'

'You stay here. I'll go on a head.'

'Roy Rogers is ambused'

Cowboy:'DRAW!' - Two Cowboys about to fight it out using their Pencils and Paper pads.

A history of "high" fashion for old guys.

"Bad weather, bugs, snakes, hostile Indians, rustlers, … these are some of the things you may encounter on your outward bound experience."

"I know your mother."

Sea Horse outside saloon

'I AM a cowboy so therefore they ARE cowboy boots, OK?'

'Did you want me, boss?'

"Careful, Len. You'll spook the herd."

'Cosa vuol significare 'Spaghetti Western'?'

'You reckon we should mosey this guy?'

"Who are you callin' a low down snake-in-the-grass? That's upright snake-on-a-barstool to you, mister."

"The harmonica! Boy you're lucky, my cowboy plays the double-bass! I tell you what, it's a pretty awkward thing to carry around..."

"There goes 'ol Slim ridin' off into the sunset."

"Yes, but the trouble is he always wears that mysterious smile."

The hero dramatically rides off into the sunset.

I think of "The Fusco Brothers" as a modern-day "Bonanza." Only instead of four cowboys, we have four bums, and instead of a cook named Hop Sing, we have a wolverine named Axel. Is there a term for this fantasy? "Ponderosa Nervosa."

"There's trouble, boys. Let's pants up and move out!"

"I love hearing that lonesome wail of the train whistle as the magnitude of the frequency of the wave changes due to the doppler effect."

Cowboy Suitcase.