Western Wear Lovers Gifts

'Baby's first two-step.'

"They're comfortable."

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

"Oooooh....a western wear dog cone. Sexy!"

The lame cowboy with spurs on his crutches.

'I took your advice and got a long little doggy.'

'You think you're better than me, don't you?'

"You must be new around here, pardner."

"He may be all hat and no cattle, but you've got to love the hat."

"It's broken I'm afraid." "Will I be able to work?" "Depends. What do you do?" "Oh, I'm just a cowpoke for Circle 'Y' Ranch."

'I have nothing against the old standard. But I get more laughs with the bolo tie.'

"Know what? I'm not wearing any yogawear."

Cowgirl lipstick.

"The lime-green vest is a little much, and the shoes - good Lord, those are women's shoes!"

Imported ten liter cowboy hat.

'Had I'd known it would be such a long walk I wouldn't have worn heels.'

"Keep in mind, Earl, that we're creating a look that will last for a hundred and fifty years."

Western Wear: Free liter of soda w/ purchase of ten gallons or more.

F&E clothing. Sale. That's very funny, Ernie. Ranch Dressing. Now go get the sign that says "Western Wear"!

"Just like I thought. Ten gallon hat and a flip phone."

"Now look here, my money is as good as any man's and I decide when I've had enough hats."

'I think we've got him cornered!'

"....Don't squat on your spurs in the shower."

"Now that is one big ass hat."

'Hey guys! Are we all tucking our pant legs into our boots today? And our kerchiefs...are we tying them snuggly or letting them hang kind of loose and casual-like?'

"Let's see. 12 bald cures, 15 back hair removal ads, and 27 male enhancement ads. That's pretty much it."

'I wonder if cowboys wear pumps?'

The Republican Elephant wears cowboy boots.

Cowboy.

"You must be spending a fortune on shoes Zeb. Why don't you just buy a taller horse?"

"It's actualy a 10 liter hat, I'm from Canada." (two cowboys talking about a large hat)

Cowboy Hat

"Let's see if you look better in a nine gallon hat."

"T'aint wearin' yer brand, Cal. These here are genuine Armanis."

"You're a low - down mangy yellow sona-of-a-bitch - and your jeans are passe."