Western Wear Enthusiasts Gifts

'I say, they should be white cowboy outfits!'

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

"They're comfortable."

Dawing your Cellphone

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

"I'll tell ya what we don't need is some Dr. Durango helping us with a dang snake bite."

'Baby's first two-step.'

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

"Oooooh....a western wear dog cone. Sexy!"

Non-violent Western (Cowboys with water pistols).

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

'I took your advice and got a long little doggy.'

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

"Mom, Dad - I'm a sidekick. I've always been a sidekick. And I want you to know that I have a pardner."

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

'I always thought a dogfight was a lot of snarling and walking around stiff-legged.'

Cowboy directions 'Up yonder', 'Down yonder', 'This-A-Way' and 'That-A-Way'.

Louis L'Amour hones his craft.

"....and some apple pie for dessert...oh miss, remember that a la mode!"

"'City Slickers' was O.K., but, let's face it, it was no 'Claire's Knee.'"

Cowboy at mechanic with horse hoisted

Sea Horse outside saloon

"I'm just gonna reach in my back pocket real slow-like and turn off my ringer."

"It is just as the Oracle foretold!"

"I guess there ain't room in this town for two bonsai specialists."

Wild West Text Showdown

'The autopsy revealed he was indeed a yellow-bellied, lily-livered varmint!'

'Run really fast toward the cactus and then just stop. It freaks them out.'

'Just a trim for me thanks.'

CW 'Text' Yomp Sidekicks: Attorneys-at-law,

'Oh yeah. He's the fastest in the west alright. The fastest out of town, at the first sight of trouble.'

'I don't like it... It's too quiet.'