Western Wear Enthusiasts Gifts

'I say, they should be white cowboy outfits!'

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

"They're comfortable."

'Awright...Who's the dirty, lowdown varmint who's copyin' my plaid-shirt-and-stone-wash-jeans-with-matching-boots-and-vest ensemble?'

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

Dawing your Cellphone

"I'll tell ya what we don't need is some Dr. Durango helping us with a dang snake bite."

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

Butterfly herders of the wild west.

'Baby's first two-step.'

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

Non-violent Western (Cowboys with water pistols).

"Oooooh....a western wear dog cone. Sexy!"

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

'I took your advice and got a long little doggy.'

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

"Mom, Dad - I'm a sidekick. I've always been a sidekick. And I want you to know that I have a pardner."

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

"They tell me you're a man who has True Magritte."

'I always thought a dogfight was a lot of snarling and walking around stiff-legged.'

Cowboy directions 'Up yonder', 'Down yonder', 'This-A-Way' and 'That-A-Way'.

"I guess there ain't room in this town for two bonsai specialists."

Cowboy at mechanic with horse hoisted

Louis L'Amour hones his craft.

"'City Slickers' was O.K., but, let's face it, it was no 'Claire's Knee.'"

"....and some apple pie for dessert...oh miss, remember that a la mode!"

"It is just as the Oracle foretold!"

"I'm just gonna reach in my back pocket real slow-like and turn off my ringer."

Sea Horse outside saloon

'The autopsy revealed he was indeed a yellow-bellied, lily-livered varmint!'

Wild West Text Showdown

Lee Van Cleef

'Just a trim for me thanks.'

CW 'Text' Yomp Sidekicks: Attorneys-at-law,

'You dirty, snivelling, low down, arrogant son of a gin-swilling kleptomaniac.'