Western Wear Lover Gifts

"Know what? I'm not wearing any yogawear."

"They're comfortable."

'Baby's first two-step.'

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

"Oooooh....a western wear dog cone. Sexy!"

The lame cowboy with spurs on his crutches.

'I took your advice and got a long little doggy.'

'You think you're better than me, don't you?'

"You must be new around here, pardner."

"It's broken I'm afraid." "Will I be able to work?" "Depends. What do you do?" "Oh, I'm just a cowpoke for Circle 'Y' Ranch."

"He may be all hat and no cattle, but you've got to love the hat."

'I have nothing against the old standard. But I get more laughs with the bolo tie.'

Cowgirl lipstick.

"The lime-green vest is a little much, and the shoes - good Lord, those are women's shoes!"

Imported ten liter cowboy hat.

'Had I'd known it would be such a long walk I wouldn't have worn heels.'

Western Wear: Free liter of soda w/ purchase of ten gallons or more.

"Keep in mind, Earl, that we're creating a look that will last for a hundred and fifty years."

"Just like I thought. Ten gallon hat and a flip phone."

'I think we've got him cornered!'

"....Don't squat on your spurs in the shower."

'I wonder if cowboys wear pumps?'

"Now that is one big ass hat."

"Now look here, my money is as good as any man's and I decide when I've had enough hats."

Cowboy.

"You must be spending a fortune on shoes Zeb. Why don't you just buy a taller horse?"

"It's actualy a 10 liter hat, I'm from Canada." (two cowboys talking about a large hat)

Cowboy Hat

The Republican Elephant wears cowboy boots.

"Let's see if you look better in a nine gallon hat."

"T'aint wearin' yer brand, Cal. These here are genuine Armanis."

"Do you have something more in a quart size?"

"You're a low - down mangy yellow sona-of-a-bitch - and your jeans are passe."