Western Style Lover Gifts

"Let's see if you look better in a nine gallon hat."

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

"They're comfortable."

'Baby's first two-step.'

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

'I took your advice and got a long little doggy.'

The lame cowboy with spurs on his crutches.

"Herb's from Texas."

Western Outfitters.

'You think you're better than me, don't you?'

'I hate reruns.'

"Giddyup."

"Lost his first hat about nine months ago. Really tore him up too."

1839: Rare photograph of wagons on the 'Organ Trail.'

"He may be all hat and no cattle, but you've got to love the hat."

'I have nothing against the old standard. But I get more laughs with the bolo tie.'

Two clowns shoot out a duel in a Western - One has a gun that says 'Bang!', the other has a gun that says 'Ouch!'

"Know what? I'm not wearing any yogawear."

Cowgirl lipstick.

'Goddam Range Rovers churning up the countryside,'

'The world's first riding lawnmower.'

"You're kidding! I thought it was one-bandolier Friday."

A bull wearing a fancy hat

'Twinhawk was a mean, bloodthirsty town'

"Of course it's horse-proof. Everything I own is horse-proof."

"Suddenly, this whole cowboy thing seems like some kind of sad, empty charade."

"It's so hot. Wonder if we can get the Big Dipper to pour some water out on us."

The Innumerate Seven

101 uses of a dead cat: chaps.

Just Protestors

Montana Health Food: 'BEEF 'N' BRAN SALOON, breakfast, lunch, dinner.

'I'm not into this rodeo stuff - can't we play checkers or something?'

Marshal Hickory BIll makes the first Wild West faux pas.

"Just like I thought. Ten gallon hat and a flip phone."

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