Western Style Gifts

'I have nothing against the old standard. But I get more laughs with the bolo tie.'

The lame cowboy with spurs on his crutches.

"You're a low - down mangy yellow sona-of-a-bitch - and your jeans are passe."

'You think you're better than me, don't you?'

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

"They're comfortable."

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

"Sure, while you went out robbing folks I stayed here and made a nice quiche, and just to prove I'm not a sissy I made it with mountain lion instead of ham."

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

'You're developing a reputation as something of a cowboy, Henderson.'

'Baby's first two-step.'

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

"Skate or die."

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

Roland, the schizophrenic cowboy.

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

'I took your advice and got a long little doggy.'

Western Outfitters.

North Fork, the town too tough to diet.

'Butch, did you shoot my liberty valance?'

"Herb's from Texas."

Hombre's Best Friend.

"Hickory smoke—that's what gives it that hearty Western flavor."

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

Cowboy directions 'Up yonder', 'Down yonder', 'This-A-Way' and 'That-A-Way'.

Domestic Pardners

Towny Music Night.

"Fire one shot if you find a waterhole or two for a coffeeshop."

Civil Howdy Pardnership

Joe hasn't been the same since training for that new biathlon--bronco busting and sumo wrestling.

Wordilly Durdillies - Quick on the Drawer

"I'm not a total vegetarian, sometimes I like a bit of buffalo."