Western Style Gifts

'I have nothing against the old standard. But I get more laughs with the bolo tie.'

The lame cowboy with spurs on his crutches.

"You're a low - down mangy yellow sona-of-a-bitch - and your jeans are passe."

'You think you're better than me, don't you?'

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

"They're comfortable."

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

"Sure, while you went out robbing folks I stayed here and made a nice quiche, and just to prove I'm not a sissy I made it with mountain lion instead of ham."

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

'Baby's first two-step.'

'You're developing a reputation as something of a cowboy, Henderson.'

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

"Skate or die."

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

Roland, the schizophrenic cowboy.

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

'I took your advice and got a long little doggy.'

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

"Hickory smoke—that's what gives it that hearty Western flavor."

Western Outfitters.

North Fork, the town too tough to diet.

"Herb's from Texas."

'Butch, did you shoot my liberty valance?'

Hombre's Best Friend.

Cowboy directions 'Up yonder', 'Down yonder', 'This-A-Way' and 'That-A-Way'.

Civil Howdy Pardnership

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

Towny Music Night.

"Personally, I'd recommend something a little less formal for being run out of town."

Domestic Pardners

"I'm not a total vegetarian, sometimes I like a bit of buffalo."

Deep in the Heart of Texas: The Cholesterol Kid.