Western Clothing Gifts

'I wonder if cowboys wear pumps?'

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

"They're comfortable."

'You're developing a reputation as something of a cowboy, Henderson.'

'Baby's first two-step.'

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

"Oooooh....a western wear dog cone. Sexy!"

The lame cowboy with spurs on his crutches.

'I took your advice and got a long little doggy.'

"Hickory smoke—that's what gives it that hearty Western flavor."

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

'You think you're better than me, don't you?'

"You must be new around here, pardner."

"This horse comes with all the hardware necessary to be fully autonomous."

"I don't know...to me it seems like a cry for help."

Gosh dern it, Cookie! Thanks to you the boys won't punch cattle without a frothy cup of yer Mesquite Caramel Cappuccino!

"Say, Bart. Break out that ol’ Harmonica App."

"I don't care what the job pays. . . I'm never herding cats again!"

'They had a lot more authority on horses, don't you think? It's hard to take them seriously on those things.'

Bart is quite at home on the range.

'Marriage is okay, I guess, but I sure will be glad when my wife learns not to starch my jeans.'

"He may be all hat and no cattle, but you've got to love the hat."

'Say, Doc, I'll need more of that steroid stuff for old King. He's still kind of peaked. Must need some heavy doses."

"It's broken I'm afraid." "Will I be able to work?" "Depends. What do you do?" "Oh, I'm just a cowpoke for Circle 'Y' Ranch."

'I have nothing against the old standard. But I get more laughs with the bolo tie.'

Western Philosophy

"Sufferin' sagebrush, Cookie! You call this pasta 'Al Dente?!"

First singles bar! 'I ain't married!'

'You had to get a home where the buffalo roam!'

Cowboys playing guitar video games.

Cowboy with hat out Title: 'Homeless on the Range'

"Know what? I'm not wearing any yogawear."

"Is this Bart from Country Farm? This is Dan the Unrideable. Yep, happened again. "

'Do you remember where we parked at?'

Cowgirl lipstick.